This site takes responsibility for nothing! You heard me, nothing! We're all a bunch of crazy outlaws of the Internet, stealing your cows of copywrite and distributing them to the pirates inside our own minds. We'll eatcha as soon as meetcha. If you see anything on this site that don't be copywrited by somebody else, then it's copywrite of us, foo' and if you so much as touch it, our lawyers will move to San Fransisco and set up a deli with your future in it. You want your future to reek of garlic sausage and dijon mustard? Then mess with us, sonny Jim.

You can't afford to fight the system. We ARE the system.

Just by coming to this insane website you reneg on your right to sue, because we are not responsible adults. We're an irresponsible, reckless, wrecking cru just waiting to take you dowaannnn. If you get Creutzfeldt-Jakob disease from visiting this site, well, that's your fault. Scrofula? Your fault. If the website is so awesome that it causes your inside to leave your body and go on a twelve province tour of China with Aerosmith, and you injur yourself as a result, it's your fault. Basically, the only thing we take responsibility for is being awesome, and even then we don't take responsibility for it. Eels. We also won't sell your personal information or even give it out to anyone. Frankly, I don't even know how we would do that. Maybe if we had a magic machine that could go back in time and attach some kind of tracking device to your neck, or your forehead, or maybe your pelvis and then watch your every move and record your preferences and sexual awakening, and pre-school and prom, and sudden, inexplicable death at the hands of your long-lost twin brother, Mortemi. Run from him! Run from Mortemi! Only the axe clan can chase away this scary, scary man. Ahhh! He has you! Run away! Remember, anything he does to you he does to himself. Maybe you can use that against him. Maybe, just maybe. There! His weak spot! Get him ther---no! It can't be! YOU were the evil twin all along? Nooooo! Goodbye, cruel world. Farewell.

Anyway, we won't sell your information. Anything that is not being used under "fair use" legislation and is not ours either doesn't exist or is there by accident and happinstance and raw luck. Fudge.

Also, we assure you, most heartily, that all content on this site is not for commercial use unless we state explicitly to the counterwise and then, and only then, for the sake of our evil outlaw pirate criminal syndicates gang mafia crooks at large, and not for you, because you're not one. If U use it for commercials then I personally have the right to eat your entire family. Or if that's not legal in whatever backwards country you attempt to carve out a meaningless, empty existence in, then I get to do something equally CRAZY. TNT, baby. Dy-no-miiiiite. Also, what are you even doing on our e-property anyway? Did I give you the right to be here? Why are you reading this document?

2005, Cardboardlogic.