To tell you the truth... we're ghosts. Not just any ghosts though, internet ghosts, capable of rendering an internet person in half.

We bring you this site entirely by accident. Our purpose is to spread butter and absurdity accross the internet with a healthy sprinkling of juggling and a hat.

So see, general Moribound of the fifth fleet had us killed in our sleep while we were preparing for our maiden voyage. We congealed into a sort of orangy protoplasmic substance called "nitraniumghostbusterswhoyagunnacall." This substance became what is now known as the internet. Only I and a few others, and I survived long enough to make this website. Now we haunt these pages with an eerie lake t-shirts now for sale in the lobby, only $21.95

This is a great deal, because they are 1 size fits all, and pre-shrunk in your choice of colours. Right now, if you speak to one of the customer service representatives, we'll throw in an extra baseball cap at half retail price. And every 100th purchase gets to choose from our selection of goodies. They make great graduation gifts, or Valentine's presents or even good cloths for cleaning the surfaces of tables and things. If you want your Eerie lake t-shirt, just speak to one of our fine vendors or send $21.95 to:

EERIE LAKE T-SHIRTS

#604 923 Argot Road, Vancouverville BC, A75 3Z2

 

 

 

 

 

 

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